Elbert Hubbard
Sinh Vien 2015May 31, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists of not exceeding the limit.&qu...
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Dave Barry
Sinh Vien 2015May 31, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count...
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George Carlin
Sinh Vien 2015May 31, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never...
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Larry Hardiman
Sinh Vien 2015May 31, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word &#...
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Evan Esar
Sinh Vien 2015May 30, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Phyllis Diller
Sinh Vien 2015May 30, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Albert Einstein
Sinh Vien 2015May 30, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." Đăng ký: Tieng An...
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Joan Baez
Sinh Vien 2015May 30, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "The only thing that's been a worse flop than the organization of non-violence has been the organization ...
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R. Stevens
Sinh Vien 2015May 29, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Ever heard Victoria's REAL secret? Too much support hurts." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Stephen Colbert
Sinh Vien 2015May 29, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Equations are the devil's sentences." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Michael Crichton
Sinh Vien 2015May 29, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Historically, the claim of consensus has been the first refuge of scoundrels; it is a way to avoid debate by...
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Darby Conley
Sinh Vien 2015May 29, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "It's hard to take over the world when you sleep 20 hours a day." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Henry Adams
Sinh Vien 2015May 28, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "No one means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous....
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Robertson Davies
Sinh Vien 2015May 28, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "A truly great book should be read in youth, again in maturity and once more in old age, as a fine building s...
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Wernher von Braun
Sinh Vien 2015May 28, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Samuel Johnson
Sinh Vien 2015May 28, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "A cucumber should be well-sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out." Đăng ký: Tien...
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Anonymous
Sinh Vien 2015May 27, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better." Đă...
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Blore's Razor
Sinh Vien 2015May 27, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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James M. Barrie
Sinh Vien 2015May 27, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "I know not, sir, whether Bacon wrote the works of Shakespeare, but if he did not it seems to me that he miss...
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Sir Thomas Beecham
Sinh Vien 2015May 27, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Eddie Izzard
Sinh Vien 2015May 26, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all...
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F. Scott Fitzgerald
Sinh Vien 2015May 26, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "In a real dark night of the soul it is always three o'clock in the morning, day after day." Đăng k...
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Russell Baker
Sinh Vien 2015May 26, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress a...
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Tom Stoppard
Sinh Vien 2015May 26, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of 22, it would have changed the history of music.....
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Norman Mailer
Sinh Vien 2015May 25, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "There is no greater importance in all the world like knowing you are right and that the wave of the world is...
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Edward Teller
Sinh Vien 2015May 25, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "A fact is a simple statement that everyone believes. It is innocent, unless found guilty. A hypothesis is a ...
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Douglas Adams
Sinh Vien 2015May 25, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Even he, to whom most things that most people would think were pretty smart were pretty dumb, thought it was...
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Mark Twain
Sinh Vien 2015May 25, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Will Rogers
Sinh Vien 2015May 24, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "That's the trouble with a politician's life-somebody is always interrupting it with an election.&quo...
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Woody Allen
Sinh Vien 2015May 24, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep." Đăng ký: Tieng A...
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Charles Haddon Spurgeon
Sinh Vien 2015May 24, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "You cannot slander human nature; it is worse than words can paint it." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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George Bernard Shaw
Sinh Vien 2015May 24, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh...
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Eric Hoffer
Sinh Vien 2015May 23, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Absolute faith corrupts as absolutely as absolute power." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Johnny Carson
Sinh Vien 2015May 23, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Andrew S. Tanenbaum
Sinh Vien 2015May 23, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh V...
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Christopher Morley
Sinh Vien 2015May 22, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no one else is thinking. Do, ...
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Jerry Seinfeld
Sinh Vien 2015May 22, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "There is no such thing as "fun for the whole family."" Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Henry Fielding
Sinh Vien 2015May 22, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "A newspaper consists of just the same number of words, whether there be any news in it or not." Đăng k...
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Ferdinand Foch
Sinh Vien 2015May 21, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "None but a coward dares to boast that he has never known fear." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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George Santayana
Sinh Vien 2015May 21, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Sanity is a madness put to good use." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Jean Kerr
Sinh Vien 2015May 21, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible...
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Judith Martin
Sinh Vien 2015May 21, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation." ...
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Ray Bradbury
Sinh Vien 2015May 20, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "I'm seventeen and I'm crazy. My uncle says the two always go together. When people ask your age, he ...
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Aldous Huxley
Sinh Vien 2015May 20, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "At least two-thirds of our miseries spring from human stupidity, human malice and those great motivators and...
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Fran Lebowitz
Sinh Vien 2015May 20, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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H. L. Mencken
Sinh Vien 2015May 20, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "There is always a well-known solution to every human problem--neat, plausible, and wrong." Đăng ký: Ti...
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John Ruskin
Sinh Vien 2015May 19, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "There is scarcely anything in the world that some man cannot make a little worse, and sell a little more che...
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Bill Cosby
Sinh Vien 2015May 19, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.&quo...
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Erma Bombeck
Sinh Vien 2015May 19, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead." Đăng ký: Tieng An...
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Georges Clemenceau
Sinh Vien 2015May 19, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "War is much too serious a matter to be entrusted to the military." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Thomas H. Huxley
Sinh Vien 2015May 18, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority." Đăng ký: T...
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Sidney J. Harris
Sinh Vien 2015May 18, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he is one who is prematurely disappointed ...
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Friedrich Nietzsche
Sinh Vien 2015May 18, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!" Đăng ký: Tie...
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Terry Pratchett
Sinh Vien 2015May 17, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores." ...
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Charles Wadsworth
Sinh Vien 2015May 17, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong.&...
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Fred Allen
Sinh Vien 2015May 17, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid b...
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Mae West
Sinh Vien 2015May 17, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Paula Poundstone
Sinh Vien 2015May 16, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling."...
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Logan Pearsall Smith
Sinh Vien 2015May 16, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "It is the wretchedness of being rich that you have to live with rich people." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Alfred A. Knopf
Sinh Vien 2015May 16, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Eugene McCarthy
Sinh Vien 2015May 16, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "The only thing that saves us from the bureaucracy is inefficiency. An efficient bureaucracy is the greatest ...
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George Carlin
Sinh Vien 2015May 15, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep ...
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William James
Sinh Vien 2015May 15, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "As a rule we disbelieve all the facts and theories for which we have no use." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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John Cleese
Sinh Vien 2015May 15, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to...
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Robert Frost
Sinh Vien 2015May 15, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Rodney Dangerfield
Sinh Vien 2015May 14, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobo...
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George Jean Nathan
Sinh Vien 2015May 14, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
Sinh Vien 2015May 14, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Nothing is more conducive to peace of mind than not having any opinions at all." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Bobby Knight
Sinh Vien 2015May 14, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "All of us learn to write in the second grade. Most of us go on to greater things." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh ...
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Craig Newmark
Sinh Vien 2015May 13, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "I look at what the phone company does and do the opposite." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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George C. Marshall
Sinh Vien 2015May 13, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "If man does find the solution for world peace it will be the most revolutionary reversal of his record we ha...
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Harry Shearer
Sinh Vien 2015May 13, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?" Đăng ký: Tieng Anh ...
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Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
Sinh Vien 2015May 13, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "The case has, in some respects, been not entirely devoid of interest." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Herman Melville
Sinh Vien 2015May 12, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Of all the preposterous assumptions of humanity over humanity, nothing exceeds most of the criticisms made o...
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Michel de Montaigne
Sinh Vien 2015May 12, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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James Magary
Sinh Vien 2015May 12, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up.&q...
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James Thurber
Sinh Vien 2015May 12, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Her own mother lived the latter years of her life in the horrible suspicion that electricity was dripping in...
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Randy K. Milholland
Sinh Vien 2015May 11, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "It's not a matter of whether or not someone's watching over you. It's just a question of their i...
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John Kenneth Galbraith
Sinh Vien 2015May 11, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh V...
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Gloria Borger
Sinh Vien 2015May 11, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "For most folks, no news is good news; for the press, good news is not news." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Unknown
Sinh Vien 2015May 11, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Antonym, n.: The opposite of the word you're trying to think of." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Peter Blake
Sinh Vien 2015May 10, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Great part of being a grownup, you never have to do anything." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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P. J. O'Rourke
Sinh Vien 2015May 10, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Art Spander
Sinh Vien 2015May 10, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "The great thing about democracy is that it gives every voter a chance to do something stupid." Đăng ký...
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G. Gordon Liddy
Sinh Vien 2015May 10, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Stephen Colbert
Sinh Vien 2015May 09, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good." ...
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Bill Clinton
Sinh Vien 2015May 09, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "When I took office, only high energy physicists had ever heard of what is called the Worldwide Web.... Now e...
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Margaret Millar
Sinh Vien 2015May 09, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of witnesses." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh V...
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Ken Hakuta
Sinh Vien 2015May 09, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Lack of money is no obstacle. Lack of an idea is an obstacle." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Cyril Connolly
Sinh Vien 2015May 08, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "All charming people have something to conceal, usually their total dependence on the appreciation of others....
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Frank Bruno
Sinh Vien 2015May 08, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Boxing is just show business with blood." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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John Updike
Sinh Vien 2015May 08, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patie...
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Daniel J. Boorstin
Sinh Vien 2015May 08, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers." Đăng ký: Tieng ...
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Kin Hubbard
Sinh Vien 2015May 07, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Don't knock the weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn't st...
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Bertrand Russell
Sinh Vien 2015May 07, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "There is no nonsense so arrant that it cannot be made the creed of the vast majority by adequate governmenta...
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Tallulah Bankhead
Sinh Vien 2015May 07, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Charles Lamb
Sinh Vien 2015May 07, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "I am determined that my children shall be brought up in their father's religion, if they can find out wh...
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Johnny Carson
Sinh Vien 2015May 07, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off." Đăng ký: ...
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Jack Handey
Sinh Vien 2015May 06, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other...
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Martin Gardner
Sinh Vien 2015May 06, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "There is still a difference between something and nothing, but it is purely geometrical and there is nothing...
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Rita Rudner
Sinh Vien 2015May 06, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times." Đăng...
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Gene Fowler
Sinh Vien 2015May 05, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Men are not against you; they are merely for themselves." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Albert Schweitzer
Sinh Vien 2015May 05, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Queen Juliana
Sinh Vien 2015May 05, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "I can't understand it. I can't even understand the people who can understand it." Đăng ký: Tie...
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Henry Cate VII
Sinh Vien 2015May 05, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "The problem with political jokes is they get elected." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Seth MacFarlane
Sinh Vien 2015May 04, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "The two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change.&q...
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Lynn Johnston
Sinh Vien 2015May 04, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Never tell anyone that you're writing a book, going on a diet, exercising, taking a course, or quitting ...
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Iris Murdoch
Sinh Vien 2015May 04, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Love is the difficult realization that something other than oneself is real." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Quentin Crisp
Sinh Vien 2015May 04, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as if it were a disaster."...
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Dalton Camp
Sinh Vien 2015May 03, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Politics is made up largely of irrelevancies." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Laurence J. Peter
Sinh Vien 2015May 03, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance." Đăng ký: Tien...
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Thomas A. Edison
Sinh Vien 2015May 03, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "There is no expedient to which a man will not go to avoid the labor of thinking." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh V...
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Oscar Wilde
Sinh Vien 2015May 03, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "But what is the difference between literature and journalism?/ ...Journalism is unreadable and literature is...
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George Burns
Sinh Vien 2015May 02, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age." Đăng ký: Ti...
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H. E. Martz
Sinh Vien 2015May 02, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "He who builds a better mousetrap these days runs into material shortages, patent-infringement suits, work st...
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W. H. Auden
Sinh Vien 2015May 02, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "No opera plot can be sensible, for people do not sing when they are feeling sensible." Đăng ký: Tieng ...
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Lady Violet Bonham Carter
Sinh Vien 2015May 02, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Outer space is no place for a person of breeding." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Brendan Gill
Sinh Vien 2015May 01, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Tom Stoppard
Sinh Vien 2015May 01, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "I agree with everything you say, but I would attack to the death your right to say it." Đăng ký: Tieng...
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Tellis Frank
Sinh Vien 2015May 01, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "The worst thing about Europe is that you can't go out in the middle of the night and get a Slurpee."...
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Henry Kissinger
Sinh Vien 2015May 01, 2015
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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