Robert Anthony
Sinh Vien 2015April 30, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Jerry Seinfeld
Sinh Vien 2015April 30, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "There is no such thing as "fun for the whole family."" Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Mel Brooks
Sinh Vien 2015April 30, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Humor is just another defense against the universe." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Bill Vaughan
Sinh Vien 2015April 30, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them." Đăng ký: ...
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Robert Frost
Sinh Vien 2015April 29, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "The best way out is always through." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Sir Arthur Eddington
Sinh Vien 2015April 29, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine." Đăng ký: Tieng...
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Albert Einstein
Sinh Vien 2015April 29, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Tennessee Williams
Sinh Vien 2015April 29, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." Đăng ký: Tien...
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Ellen DeGeneres
Sinh Vien 2015April 28, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "The good psychic would pick up the phone before it rang. Of course it is possible there was noone on the oth...
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Carl Sagan
Sinh Vien 2015April 28, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything ...
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Adam Clayton Powell Jr.
Sinh Vien 2015April 28, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "A man's respect for law and order exists in precise relationship to the size of his paycheck." Đăn...
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Fran Lebowitz
Sinh Vien 2015April 28, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my invariable experience that the co...
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Hagar the Horrible
Sinh Vien 2015April 28, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "As you journey through life take a minute every now and then to give a thought for the other fellow. He coul...
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John Ruskin
Sinh Vien 2015April 27, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "There is scarcely anything in the world that some man cannot make a little worse, and sell a little more che...
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John Benfield
Sinh Vien 2015April 27, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Wilson Mizner
Sinh Vien 2015April 27, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Tallulah Bankhead
Sinh Vien 2015April 26, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum." Đăn...
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John Gunther
Sinh Vien 2015April 26, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Count Hermann Keyserling once said truly that the greatest American superstition was belief in facts." ...
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Unknown
Sinh Vien 2015April 26, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "After all is said and done, a lot more will be said than done." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Carl Zwanzig
Sinh Vien 2015April 26, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...." ...
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Anatole France
Sinh Vien 2015April 25, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "An education isn't how much you have committed to memory, or even how much you know. It's being able...
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Peter Steiner
Sinh Vien 2015April 25, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Adrian Mitchell
Sinh Vien 2015April 25, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Most people ignore most poetry / because / most poetry ignores most people." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Woody Allen
Sinh Vien 2015April 25, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Oscar Wilde
Sinh Vien 2015April 24, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Anybody can sympathise with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathise wit...
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Donald Foster
Sinh Vien 2015April 24, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "No one who cannot rejoice in the discovery of his own mistakes deserves to be called a scholar." Đăng ...
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Jean-Paul Sartre
Sinh Vien 2015April 24, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Sinh Vien 2015April 24, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "I hate quotations. Tell me what you know." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Benjamin Franklin
Sinh Vien 2015April 23, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "But in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Will Rogers
Sinh Vien 2015April 23, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "There ought to be one day-- just one-- when there is open season on senators." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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H. P. Lovecraft
Sinh Vien 2015April 23, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its conte...
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George Bernard Shaw
Sinh Vien 2015April 23, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.&quo...
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Bertrand Russell
Sinh Vien 2015April 22, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Everything is vague to a degree you do not realize till you have tried to make it precise." Đăng ký: T...
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Chuck Lorre, Steven Molaro and Eric Kaplan
Sinh Vien 2015April 22, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Ah! Memory impairment: the free prize at the bottom of every vodka bottle!" Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Isaac Newton
Sinh Vien 2015April 22, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "I keep the subject of my inquiry constantly before me, and wait till the first dawning opens gradually, by l...
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Edward P. Tryon
Sinh Vien 2015April 22, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is simply one of...
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Gustave Flaubert
Sinh Vien 2015April 21, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "The whole dream of democracy is to raise the proletarian to the level of stupidity attained by the bourgeois...
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Kin Hubbard
Sinh Vien 2015April 21, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Anonymous
Sinh Vien 2015April 21, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Liberals are very broadminded: they are always willing to give careful consideration to both sides of the sa...
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Gore Vidal
Sinh Vien 2015April 21, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "There is no human problem which could not be solved if people would simply do as I advise." Đăng ký: T...
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Roald Amundsen
Sinh Vien 2015April 20, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Adventure is just bad planning." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Charles M. Schulz
Sinh Vien 2015April 20, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Henry David Thoreau
Sinh Vien 2015April 20, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Men have become the tools of their tools." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Voltaire
Sinh Vien 2015April 20, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Marie Curie
Sinh Vien 2015April 19, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood. Now is the time to understand more, so that we...
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John Updike
Sinh Vien 2015April 19, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patie...
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Ralph Novak
Sinh Vien 2015April 19, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Reading this book is like waiting for the first shoe to drop." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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George Iles
Sinh Vien 2015April 19, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "A superstition is a premature explanation that overstays its time." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Jeph Jacques
Sinh Vien 2015April 18, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "That's what college is for - getting as many bad decisions as possible out of the way before you're ...
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Evan Esar
Sinh Vien 2015April 18, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "A husband is like a fire, he goes out when unattended." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Demetri Martin
Sinh Vien 2015April 18, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing t...
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H. L. Mencken
Sinh Vien 2015April 18, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Mark Twain
Sinh Vien 2015April 17, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough." Đăng ký:...
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Carl Jung
Sinh Vien 2015April 17, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves." Đăng ký: Tien...
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Robert Benchley
Sinh Vien 2015April 17, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a fe...
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Jef Raskin
Sinh Vien 2015April 17, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the tim...
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Marcus Brigstocke
Sinh Vien 2015April 16, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around ...
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Edith Sitwell
Sinh Vien 2015April 16, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Eccentricity is not, as dull people would have us believe, a form of madness. It is often a kind of innocent...
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Peter Ustinov
Sinh Vien 2015April 16, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't be...
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Agatha Christie
Sinh Vien 2015April 16, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "If one sticks too rigidly to one's principles, one would hardly see anybody." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Ellen DeGeneres
Sinh Vien 2015April 15, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was s...
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Jimmy Breslin
Sinh Vien 2015April 15, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Rage is the only quality which has kept me, or anybody I have ever studied, writing columns for newspapers.&...
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Walt Whitman
Sinh Vien 2015April 15, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Do I contradict myself?/ Very well then I contradict myself,/ (I am large, I contain multitudes.)" Đăn...
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John Mason Brown
Sinh Vien 2015April 15, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "He played the king as if afraid someone else would play the ace." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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George Burns
Sinh Vien 2015April 14, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age." Đăng ký: Ti...
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Robert Half
Sinh Vien 2015April 14, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Free advice is worth the price." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Phyllis Diller
Sinh Vien 2015April 14, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home." Đăng ký: Ti...
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Leonard Bernstein
Sinh Vien 2015April 14, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Inspiration is wonderful when it happens, but the writer must develop an approach for the rest of the time.....
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Seth MacFarlane
Sinh Vien 2015April 13, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "The two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change.&q...
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Indira Gandhi
Sinh Vien 2015April 13, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Laurence J. Peter
Sinh Vien 2015April 13, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Jerome K. Jerome
Sinh Vien 2015April 13, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "It is always the best policy to speak the truth--unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar."...
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Jules Renard
Sinh Vien 2015April 12, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Howard Dietz
Sinh Vien 2015April 12, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "I don't like composers who think. It gets in the way of their plagiarism." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Rita Mae Brown
Sinh Vien 2015April 12, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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John Cage
Sinh Vien 2015April 12, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." Đă...
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Woody Allen
Sinh Vien 2015April 11, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred."...
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Sir Frederick G. Banting
Sinh Vien 2015April 11, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "No one has ever had an idea in a dress suit." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Kurt Vonnegut
Sinh Vien 2015April 11, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before... He...
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Dan Quayle
Sinh Vien 2015April 11, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change." ...
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Stanislaw J. Lec
Sinh Vien 2015April 10, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "I am against using death as a punishment. I am also against using it as a reward." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Jane Caminos
Sinh Vien 2015April 10, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "A waist is a terrible thing to mind." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Abraham Lincoln
Sinh Vien 2015April 10, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas of any man I ever met." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Bertrand Russell
Sinh Vien 2015April 10, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred ...
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Oscar Wilde
Sinh Vien 2015April 07, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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George F. Will
Sinh Vien 2015April 07, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly sur...
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Samuel McChord Crothers
Sinh Vien 2015April 07, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "A prose writer gets tired of writing prose, and wants to be a poet. So he begins every line with a capital l...
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Evelyn Waugh
Sinh Vien 2015April 07, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "It is a curious thing... that every creed promises a paradise which will be absolutely uninhabitable for any...
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Yogi Berra
Sinh Vien 2015April 06, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "If the fans don't wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop 'em." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Noel Coward
Sinh Vien 2015April 06, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Television is for appearing on - not for looking at." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Cary Grant
Sinh Vien 2015April 06, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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J. D. Salinger
Sinh Vien 2015April 06, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy." Đăng ký: Tieng An...
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George Orwell
Sinh Vien 2015April 05, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Every generation imagines itself to be more intelligent than the one that went before it, and wiser than the...
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Eric Hoffer
Sinh Vien 2015April 05, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Absolute faith corrupts as absolutely as absolute power." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Edgar Watson Howe
Sinh Vien 2015April 05, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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John M. Ford
Sinh Vien 2015April 05, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "We're not lost. We're locationally challenged." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Steven Weinberg
Sinh Vien 2015April 04, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "The effort to understand the universe is one of the very few things that lifts human life a little above the...
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Alfred Hitchcock
Sinh Vien 2015April 04, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder." Đăng ký: Tieng...
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Johnny Carson
Sinh Vien 2015April 04, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice pres...
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From "Taxi"
Sinh Vien 2015April 04, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere in the world, day or night,...
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Thomas Jefferson
Sinh Vien 2015April 03, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it." Đăng ký: Tieng ...
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Bill Watterson
Sinh Vien 2015April 03, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Cyra McFadden
Sinh Vien 2015April 03, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "I no longer prepare food or drink with more than one ingredient." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Penn Jillette
Sinh Vien 2015April 03, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without hav...
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Mark Twain
Sinh Vien 2015April 02, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "The universal brotherhood of man is our most precious possession, what there is of it." Đăng ký: Tieng...
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Sir Winston Churchill
Sinh Vien 2015April 02, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "I have always felt that a politician is to be judged by the animosities he excites among his opponents."...
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William Shakespeare
Sinh Vien 2015April 02, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "It is a wise father that knows his own child." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Lester B. Pearson
Sinh Vien 2015April 02, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Wilson Mizner
Sinh Vien 2015April 02, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "God help those who do not help themselves." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Samuel Johnson
Sinh Vien 2015April 02, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Walter Lippmann
Sinh Vien 2015April 01, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Where all think alike, no one thinks very much." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Oscar Levant
Sinh Vien 2015April 01, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be cor...
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Samuel Butler
Sinh Vien 2015April 01, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well." Đăng ký: Ti...
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